God is a man

Don't have to say this..but this post is about George Carlin. So, it may be NSFW due to the use of at least one of his 'seven dirty words'. Do NOT click on the youtube videos embedded and then complain to me if you get fired!

First up, George gives his take on religion and God.

"If there is a God, then it has to be a man. No woman could or would f--- things up like this"..

There are too many gems in here to quote them all.. just go see it. Absolutely brilliant.

Also, hear

George Carlin's expound on his Ten ..er..Two Commandments. Brilliant. Although you need to see it to hear him dwindle down the 10 to 1, here are some excerpts which I loved.

- Loved his explanation of why there are 10....because it was "a pure marketing decision" :)

- And this, which we have heard before but does not make it cliched due to its validity and truth.

"Religion has never really had a big problem with murder...more people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason....

... the more devout they are, the more they see murder as being negotiable.

It's negotiable depends.. depends..depends on who is doing the killing and who is getting killed."

Just realized it is Sunday morning and this is my first post. I'm going to hell! :)