October 18, 2007

Sarah Silverman

First up: Some of the hyperlinked links in this post may be deemed NSFW. Careful as you click.

Phew.. Sarah Silverman, arguably the "hottest most controversial comedian" today, is quite something else! I had seen her on some MTV awards show last year (or maybe earlier this year?) for a few minutes but her actual comedy show is quite something else....

Her roast of Pamela Anderson is great. It started out really boring with me thinking WTF...who cares about her boyfriend's balls (didn't know she was dating Jimmy Kimmel)... but then her spiel got better when she got to Pam and and her hmm... assets :)

It seems she (Sarah) has a show on Comedy Central these days... (I was catching up on some Daily Show with Jon Stewart videos and that's how i ended up seeing some Sarah Silverman videos tonight.)

I had seen her rip Paris Hilton apart in June at the MTV movie awards* ... but hahaha...looks like she ripped off Britney Spears too. Delectable and well-deserved :) This one at the MTV Video Music awards on Sep 9, 2007, (with Paris in the crowd again and a point of discussion with reference to the earlier June incident), is even better.

“Wasn't that incredible? Britney Spears, everyone. Wow. She is amazing. She is 25-years-old and she’s already accomplished everything she’s going to accomplish in her life. It’s mind blowing.” Adding: “Have you seen Britney’s kids? Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see! "They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of.” You kinda have to forgive Spears for not giving her best performance ever when she knew people were gonna talk crap like that about her after it.

* from some emails I sent some friends in June 2007...

----- Original Message ----
Sent: Saturday, June 9, 2007 2:33:20 PM
Subject: Re: paris hilton

Why did i see this coming. In fact, the day she walked into prison earlier this week, I was thinking to myself that she will be out in 3 days and we, the suckers, will learn that it was all a reality show tamasha... which it could be made out to be!

Hilton leaves jail early for home lockup

and she is NOT serious...comparing herself to Gandhi, Martin Luther etc.

The Paris Hilton Diaries..... from jail, of course. A sample entry:

Day 5: Gandhi went to prison. So did Martin Luther King Jr. So did Robert Downey Jr. and Martha Stewart Jr. and I think Nelson Mandela Jr. Mandela was imprisoned for, like, 50 years or something for being black and also for driving an uninsured vehicle, if I’m reading Wikipedia correctly. Nicky often mentions me and Gandhi and how incredibly thin we both are and how she wonders if he used bronzer.

Update: ooo...baby! ;)

Sarah Silverman rips on PH...and Paris is in the crowd!

btw, PH was sent back to jail...crying and sobbing. Well..what do they say...if you do the crime, pay the time, biatch!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The only other thing common between Gandhi and Paris must be the baldness, in different parts of the anatomy of course ;)

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