God responds

... (s)he exists! :)

'God' strikes back at lawsuit, claims immunity

• Senator who sued God gets response; "God" says Nebraska lacks jurisdiction
  
• St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness on court filing
  
• Sen. Chambers sued God for causing "widespread death, destruction"
  
• Response: suit doesn't consider free will; defendant immune from some laws

By the way, this is mainstream news on cnn.com, not a satirical article from the Onion!